Written by Sojian


The movie starts off immediately in the heat of battle between the White Dragon and an assassin named Chicken Feathers in a bamboo forest. How did they get to this point? A good question because only a few minutes of the battle are shown before the audience is pulled into a flashback from the beginning of how Black Phoenix, played by Cecilia Cheung, became the White Dragon. Phoenix is a student at a Chinese University where the famed assassin Chicken Feathers soon kills her headmaster. White Dragon senior fights Chicken Feathers, but to no avail, as Dragon senior crashes through Phoenix’s roof. With Dragon senior unable to fight anymore she “uploads” all of her kung-fu powers into Black Phoenix, making her the new White Dragon.
Along the way to becoming the White Dragon she admits to her girlfriends that the only lover she would ever take is the Second Prince Tian Yang. Coincidentally she is able to woo the prince at one of her recitals where she plays various musical instruments on a rotating platform, smashes a guitar against a pillar reminiscent of the Who at Woodstock, while the audience does the wave, and finally she dives into the audience to be caught by the Second Prince no less.
Enamored by her beauty the Second Prince asks her out on a date. But there is a problem! With the acceptance of White Dragons kung-fu powers she has obtained a large zit on her face. After talking to the former White Dragon the answer is obvious. To get rid of the zit, she must steal. Since robbing from the rich and giving to the poor gives you a good heart, and a good heart leads to good circulation, and good circulation will help clear up her zit she does it. With enough time to spare to go on her date with the Second Prince of roller-skating and tennis. (In the Ming Dynasty no less)
Of course tragedy rears its ugly head again as the Second Prince seems to be the next target for Chicken Feathers. Phoenix, not accepting this, dawns the veil of White Dragon and goes to put an end to Chicken Feathers. This leads up to the bamboo forest battle from the very beginning of the movie. The movie continues with a few more fights, a few good laughs, a romance, and even a happy ending that so defies the overly drama-filled endings of movies like “Hero” and “House of Flying Daggers”. I do not intend to spoil the rest of the story, as it delves deeper into what happens to White Dragon.
Overall I found the movie to be very amusing, this is not a serious movie at all. There were a lot of comedic jokes throughout the first half of the movie and even a few sprinkled in the second half. Being set in the Ming Dynasty there were a lot of jokes involving things from the future, like the Phoenix’s “download” of the Kung-fu powers even McDonalds get the spot light for a bit. However I would also say that there are only a few martial arts fights in the movie along with a sappy romance angle as well. Between the comedy, action, and romance I would say it’s evenly split and can’t be said to belong to any one of those genres.
I would recommend this for those that just want to watch something with martial arts in it. Or since Valentines Day is coming around (on sadly a school Tuesday) White Dragon would make a good stay home flick with that special someone for those not wanting to go out into the throngs of couples that will be filling every restaurant and scenic spot out there.

